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Michelle Dando

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Nearly award-winning journalist, active feminist and lover of Kit Kats. Aspirations of writing for the Daily Mail.

The 10 Commandments of Hartley Library

Michelle Dando states the new Soton Tab rules for the Library….

What is a ‘Sport’?

After the AU Ball this week, a debate started in our comments section – what is a…

EXCLUSIVE: Michelle Dando- ‘I’m the Samantha Brick of Southampton’

Me in my gorge bridesmaid dress (wedding 3)

Our agony aunt and star reporter Michelle Dando salutes Sam Brick for writing those Daily Mail articles

Dear Michelle: The Mini Jester’s Special!

Michelle’s back with all your Agony Aunt needs. First up, Jesters….

EXPOSED: BIG BROTHER SELF PROCLAIMED SEX ADDICT is running in the SUSU Elections

One of the candidates has revealed that previously he was a sex addict, having slept with 40 men, 20 women, and 1 CUSHION.

LIVE BLOG: First Candidates’ Debate

So Campaign Week has well and truly kicked off, concourse now resembles an exploded paint…

Feminist DEMANDS SUSU “Censorship”

Should Lad Mags be banned from the SUSU shop?

Students FURIOUS Over “MORONIC” Union Arms Policy

Socialist students protesting against arms companies and disruption career opportunities for students.

There has been outrage amongst SUSU Council members over the idiotic union policy to oppose all dealings with weapons manufacturers.

Feminist misleads students spreading Nestle LIES with help of the Wessex Scene

Even fair trade Kit-Kats will be banned from campus if Chloe's proposal goes through

Miss Green made outrageous and grandiose claims such as, “Would you find Nescafé so tasty if you knew that every time you provided that company with money, it was responsible for a thousand deaths?” That’s right Chloe – one thousand deaths for every cup of coffee.

EXCLUSIVE Southampton Fitfinder Available in Southampton!

There was only one thing that made last exam period just slightly more bearable: Fitfinder.