Behold, the most outrageous, witty, and smutty Tinder openers, that will no doubt endeavour to make you chuckle in the dark days of exams.
Most of us are tearing up in the midst of exam season, ripping our hair out as we hit up the library every day, fueled by coffee and fear. Wild nights out are a thing of the past, so what do we do to entertain ourselves after hours of revision and gruelling essay-writing? We have a good old chortle at our dear friend Tinder. Whilst some users aren’t shy about the fact they’re looking for a non-committal screw, others simply aim to terrorise their matches with side-splitting badinage, here at the Soton Tab, we’ve comprised some of the best opening liners for your amusement.
The best kind of Tinder conversations stem from witty messages. So have no fear and merely embrace the awkwardness of the first message – who knows? It could be the start of something beautiful. Probably best to avoid anything too risqué, or you’ll end up on the Soton Tab. Happy swiping!
Have you received any ridiculous Tinder messages? Tell us your finest chat up lines in the comments below!