It has come to the attention of The Tab that the man students dubbed ‘Wankman’ over his extracurricular activities has returned.
Late last night The Tab received reports from a female student who sighted a naked man masturbating outside the block of flats at the top of Church Lane. The incident occurred at around 11.45pm, and although police were called to the scene they were unable to catch him.
The mystery masturbator has been described as:
white, in his 30s, with his face either covered or with long hair and a beard, completely naked, chubby and about 5′ 7″
As mentioned in our previous article, the man and his intentions remain unknown. If rumours are to be believed, and it is the same man previously sighted, it is possible he has been around for years without being accosted and he still remains at large. If sighted be wary and notify the police as soon as possible.
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WANK MAN, NANANANANA WANK MANNNNN
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Because he’s the hero Southampton deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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amazing
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“We were in this together. Then you were gone. Now there is evil rising. The Wankman must come back…”
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Fap, fap and away!
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xD Hahaha Is this what i have to expect when i go off to uni in september xD
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Yes. Yes it is.
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This is 29 Gordon Avenue. This is Eric – the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life…
For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs…
Eric is Wankman
Ever alert to the call of action
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‘Wank man’ wasn’t my first choice of nicknames, but it has certainly grown on me 😉 keep an eye out ladies xoxo
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‘Rape man’ is my first choice FYI
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Wankman has no limits
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Any chance I can get a WANKMAN t-shirt?
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Connor Mulholland, you have been warned!
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Wank-Man and the Masturbators of the Universe
I HAVE THE POWER!
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My friends saw him last night on Banister road at about 3am. They were coming back from Jesters and apparently he said ‘hello girls’ to which they screamed and ran away. He strikes again.
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